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Extended my stay. The food, sea views and hospitality from all the staff 5/5 stars. Thank you !

4 stars? In my opinion, is a 2 star hotel and I’ll tell you why: 1. We were accommodated on the 5th floor, there is an elevator until the 1st floor only and we had to carry our luggage up the endless stairs by ourselves. If it was just me and my husband it wasn't a problem but we were with our mothers who have an advanced age and locomotory problems. It was a pain for them to go up and down a mountain. 2. Food was THE SAME for 7 days at the breakfast, lunch and dinner. They don't have labels that let us know what we're eating, their waitresses don’t speak English, they didn’t know what to tell me about what I’m supposed to eat. No selections for people with gluten and lactose intolerance. Food is semi-prepared, nothing fresh and consistent. Alcoholic beverages tasted like piss and so are juices. The still water tasted like oil. The sparkling one was good (this is all that you have good in your hotel, THE SPARKLING WATER). A horrible dining experience! A lady was washing her hands at the water dispenser in the restaurant. I got the attention of the supervisor, he said “sorry” and kept on talking with somebody else in my face! The waiters do not speak English, so you can’t tell them if you have some allergies or to ask them what you are eating! I asked for directions to some places to visit and they said “no English”. At the bar there are drinks for a fee, which were served in a pleasant manner by Emmanuel - the only one who knows bit of an international language! There are never free tables and chairs on the terrace, the pool is always full, and if you're looking for peace, know that you won't get anything like it! 3. The rooms from the time of Zeus, the rusty bathroom, the toilet dirty and full of hardened faeces in the toilet bowl, soap smelling of strong chemicals, the shower pressure too strong, if you showered after a day at the beach it would sting your skin. The rusty beds where you felt like you were in prison. It can be heard when the neighbor needed himself in the bathroom, including when he was having intimate moments with his partner. We had a mini lake on the balcony, because all the water coming out of the air conditioner was leaking onto the balcony. The AC was from 1960’s. No power at all. I paid a fee of 50€ for two rooms for air conditioning. Yes, the AC is free but you have to pay for it. The good thing is that the towels were changed every two days, and the linens were changed every 3 days. No water in the room, no coffee machine, no tea, no iron, no slippers, no bathrobe. 4. The distance to the beach is not very long, but you have to cross a road with cars and there are no pedestrian crossings. Only two mini markets nearby and a wild beach where you sit on the sand as there are no sunbeds or umbrellas. I went one evening to the Stalida beach and I recommend you to go there. You can find lots of restaurants with good food (Atki's was brilliant), souvenir shops, you can go around on a scooter - we paid €40 for a sco