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17 กุมภาพันธ์ 2024
Oh, where do I even begin with this gem of a place in Goa? Let's start with the breathtaking lack of cleanliness – it's like they're aiming for that rustic, authentic feel, complete with dust bunnies as roommates. And don't get me started on the broken AC – who needs cool air in a tropical paradise, right? The pièce de résistance? The washroom door that decides privacy is overrated and refuses to lock, ensuring your companions get an eyeful of your bathroom ballet. But fear not, the adventure doesn't end there! Their private parking lot doubles as a car demolition derby, ensuring your vehicle returns home with a souvenir dent or two. Oh, and the culinary delights! The food is so-so, but the prices? Well, let's just say you'll be reminiscing about that overpriced ice cube like it's a long-lost lover. And room service? Who needs it when you can embark on a scavenger hunt for basic amenities instead? And let's not forget the electrifying experience of the power cuts – a delightful surprise to keep you on your toes, especially during those ro***tic candlelit dinners. Overall, a stay here is like a rollercoaster ride – thrilling, in a "what fresh hell is this?" kind of way.
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